Teen Wolf Season 1: Sex.
Teen Wolf Season 2: Sex and stuff.
Teen Wolf Season 3: He dies. She dies. Now you die. Oh, you die too.
Teen Wolf Season 3b: PLOT TWIST FUCKERS HAHAHA NO SLEEP FOR YOU. YOU DON’T NEED HAPPINESS. OH LOOK IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER? THEIR GOES THEIR MIND. DID THAT RUIN YOUR LIFE? SORRY HAHA JK NOT SORRY BITCH GO CRY IN THE CORNER BC WE CREEPIN ERRYBODY OUT THERE
Every Teen Wolf season is basically an episode of Oprah.
season 1: You almost die, he almost dies, she almost dies, everyone almost dies.
season 2: You get the bite, she gets the bite, he gets the bite, everyone gets the bite.
season 3a: You’re an alpha, she’s an alpha, he’s an alpha, everyone is an alpha.
season 3b: You’re insane, she’s insane, he’s insane, everyone is insane.